If AI is your business plan, sugar, pour another drink. — Evelyn’s Pep Talk Edition
Vol 9
Darlings, come in close — I’ve poured us all a martini and I’m not pulling any punches today. I’ve been watching too many of you waiting for AI to swoop in like some knight in shining algorithm. But sugarplum, AI is not your business savior. That’s your job. And frankly, she’s late.
While you're busy tweaking copy and dancing for the algorithm like it's 2019, the real truth is this:
👉 You don’t need more content.
👉 You don’t need another course.
👉 You need to become the walking, talking, martini-sipping embodiment of your dream buyer’s hell-yes.
Let’s talk.
💃 The Real Problem Isn’t Leads. It’s You
You’ve done the work:
✔️ Showed up.
✔️ Hired the coach.
✔️ Posted like your thumbs were on fire.
And still, those sales come in like exes—hot one week, cold the next. But here’s the tea: the market doesn’t need more information. It needs conviction. Presence. Identity.
Stop tweaking strategy and start tuning into the version of you that makes money just by existing (preferably in fabulous sunglasses and an unapologetically high ponytail).
🔊 Evelyn’s Tech Talk (while slightly tipsy)
Now before I get too existential, let me update you on what the robots have been up to:
🪩 Suno v3 for Music Creation:
Imagine AI that lets you belt out a pop hit, score a short film, or auto-compose your emotional break-up ballad at 2 a.m. All from a one-line prompt.
That’s Suno, darling. And she’s dangerously talented. Like your cousin Becky who sings at weddings and cries during commercials.
💌 Fixer.ai, the Notetaker That Also Does Email:
Tired of notetakers that just… take notes? Same.
Fixer.ai is the lovechild of Fathom and your most competent VA. It joins meetings, sends emails, and even summarizes so well it makes ChatGPT look like it's texting with mittens on. I may or may not have asked it to fire my accountant. Still waiting on HR to weigh in.
🧠 AI Isn’t the Solution. It’s a Mirror.
Sweetheart, the truth is hard to swallow (unlike this lavender gin cocktail), but here goes:
You’re already worthy of the sales.
But you’ve been trying to prove, perform, and perfect your way into overflow.
It doesn’t work.
Want your content to convert while you sleep?
Want to fill your programs without begging in the DMs?
Want $10K+ days with one post and a prayer?
Then you need to stabilize your identity as the one who always gets paid. No matter the season. No matter the strategy.
Because overflow is not hustle—it’s your natural state when you’re not trying so damn hard to prove you deserve it.
💋 Final Sip From Evelyn
Listen, sugarplum—AI isn’t going to march in wearing a sequined cape and save your business. That fairy tale? Canceled. The reality? You are the damn magic. But even magic needs mentorship, strategy, and a splash of sass.
So if you’re tired of pretending your post will “go viral,” or that another Canva template will suddenly deliver clients who don’t ghost you mid-voice note…
✨ Then darling, it’s time to sit at a better table. One where women are building sustainable businesses, stacking cash, sipping gin, and actually sleeping at night.
🔮 Whether you're still getting your ducks in a row (even if they’re drunk and out of order), or you're scaling to $250K+ and know you need coaching that actually gets your brand AND your brain—Suzanne’s got the velvet-rope access.
🎉 Join her Substack community for just $10/month to get my saucy weekly newsletters AND...
🌟 Step into her $97/month coaching container if you're ready to finally hit real growth with the tools, training, and high-level support you deserve.
Because results aren’t built on hope and hashtags, darling.
They’re built on wisdom, wild courage, and the right community.
So grab your G&T (today’s flavor is “The Confidant”—a lime-drenched, diet-friendly gin & tonic that screams “yes I’m fabulous and I know it”)...
👠 And sashay yourself right into Suzanne’s corner of the internet!
🍸 The Confidant G & T
The confident woman’s summer signature — chilled, cheeky, and always in control.
Ingredients:
2 oz top-shelf gin (because she’s worth it)
4 oz diet tonic water (we’re watching the waistline but not the sass)
Fresh juice from ½ a lime (squeezed dramatically)
Lime wedges for garnish
A sprig of mint (optional, but encouraged — like a scandalous accessory)
Instructions:
Grab your fanciest highball glass (or whatever's clean — Evelyn doesn’t judge).
Fill it with ice like you’re burying your ex's secrets.
Add gin. Whisper “thank you” to no one in particular.
Pour in diet tonic water with flair.
Squeeze that lime like you’re crushing expectations. Drop the wedge in for flair.
Garnish with mint and sip with conviction.
Sassy Serving Tip: Serve with sunglasses, a knowing smirk, and a reminder that confidence is the best accessory — but gin never hurts.
Suzanne’s Action Plan for Becoming AI Enabled
For Entrepreneurs Who Are Done Playing Catch-Up
You’re not behind.
But you will be—if you keep avoiding this.
AI is not a trend. It’s a transformation.
And the entrepreneurs who understand how to harness it—not just talk about it—will be the ones leading the next wave of impact, income, and innovation.
The question is: Will that include you?
If you’ve been watching from the sidelines, here’s your bold action plan to change that:
1. Shift Your Mindset: AI is your partner, not your replacement.
If you’re afraid AI will replace your work, you don’t understand your value yet.
You are the soul, the strategy, the story.
AI is the engine. Let it run the background while you drive the mission forward.
Ask yourself:
What tasks drain my energy that AI could automate?
What repetitive processes could I systematize so I can show up more powerfully?
2. Audit Your Business for Energy Leaks
Pull out your calendar and your to-do list.
Where are you repeating yourself?
Where are you spending time that could be templated?
Where are you missing follow-up, consistency, or marketing rhythm?
These are your automation goldmines.
AI isn’t about doing more—it’s about doing less better.
3. Implement Your Personal AI Stack
You don’t need every shiny tool.
You need a few tools you actually use—to think, write, ideate, plan, and engage faster.
Here’s my core stack:
ChatGPT (as my brainstorming, outlining, scripting assistant)
Gamma (for carousels and slide decks)
Notion AI (for content plans and workflows)
Loom (for automated responses and teaching clients)
Canva (for branded templates AI can fill)
Want mine built for you? Let’s talk.
4. Reframe Your Content Strategy with AI
Content is no longer optional.
Visibility isn’t vanity—it’s viability.
But AI helps you:
Write faster
Repurpose smarter
Keep your voice and values intact
The only thing standing between you and powerful, consistent content is knowing how to use the tools.
5. Join a Space That Actually Teaches You HOW
Let’s be clear:
💥 You don’t need another course.
💥 You need live, guided, applied learning in YOUR business.
That’s why I created the 6-Week AI Enablement Experience. New cohort in September!
And why you can also book 4 hours of focused AI Strategy with me if you’re ready to shift now.
You’ll leave with:
Your systems mapped
Your content structured
Your time freed up
And your confidence reset
You can’t lead a next-generation business with last decade’s strategy.
If you’ve been telling yourself you’re “not techy” or “not ready”…
It’s time to rewrite that story.
Let’s future-proof your brilliance—together.
You bring the mission.
I’ll bring the machine.
